Today the boy child is making me wonder if there is an atheist phrase to describe a child that you're pretty certain has been possessed by the Dark One.
Right now he's in time out (again) for not eating dinner, then throwing a fit because he wanted dessert.
Sorry kid, assholes don't get ice cream. Proven fact.
Husband guy is grumpy, dog is in trouble. Only the cat isn't in trouble, and we all know that's just a matter of time.
I can't believe I'm saying this but, omfg I can't wait to go to work tomorrow.